He doesn’t have nothing to hide
and nothing to ride.
He doesn’t have nothing to sell
and nothing to ring like a bell.
They ask him something all the time
They say how to do it in rime
but he knows, one day,
when the church will be closed,
the only rime will be the sound of his steps on the sand.
My new girlfriend is good
She has a body but no legs
I have both
She knows when it’s time
She express my feelings
She has 6 chords
I have 10 fingers